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Electoral College Print
United States
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12 x 16 in ($190)
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Electoral College Okay, listen, if you're reading this raise your hand....that's what I thought. With the dearth in readership in mind I'd like to stage a little Op Ed. I usually disdain the didacticism of the cult of opinion but here we go; This erection season has produced some real boners. The things they say to get us in bed! It's appalling. Do these lines usually work? When I'm elected govenor I'm going to build a special prison for bilious billionaire clowns. Here's some of what the prison will be outfitted with; -solid gold spanking machine -lie detetctor -giant tongue that spurts real spit -twitter tweezers -shitty shackles -huuuge american flag in black and white -bad coffee -baking soda(to absorb the rancor) -herpe ointment -pig pin -tube socks(to be used as gag) -mentos in coke -dry turkey on spanksgiving with no gravy!
Details & Dimensions
Print:Giclee on Canvas
Size:12 W x 16 H x 1.25 D in
Size with Frame:13.75 W x 17.75 H x 1.25 D in
Frame:White
Canvas Wrap:Black Canvas
Ready to Hang:Yes
Packaging:Ships in a Box
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Handling:Ships in a box. Art prints are packaged and shipped by our printing partner.
Ships From:Printing facility in California.
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"Despite strident efforts to paint the smallness of birds monuments persist. " website: www.sheltonwalsmith.com Published by The Paris Review, Knopf, Vintage, Rizzoli Books, Paris Vogue, Denver Quarterly, Shots Magazine, Harper Collins, The New York Times and others. Exhibited in New York, San Francisco, Prague, St.Thomas and Austin. His most recent one man shows was at Seven Minus Seven Gallery In the US Virgin Islands. Personal interests; weather patterns, the inner life of trees, limes, irrationality, filigreed space, tequila, the middle ages, muay thai boxing, kittens, puppies, red wine, French New Wave cinema, sharp knives, lengths of twine rolled into balls for kittens to rut and nuzzle, cowboy britches, comedy jokes, rosemary short bread, blue moons, red squares, purple rain, carrot juice, my bidet, interiors, monumentality, audit remediation, the direction up. profile pic: Self portrait holding Autumnal Brutalist collage January 26, 2022
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