'Je ne sais quoi (TTFN BIznatch)' Painting

•AFDA film school , Cape Town •Brief period spent as prostitute •Once ran into a guy from my junior school (years later when visiting Cape Town from London) who would pull out my hair, knocked me unconscious several times a week, and perpetuated so much hatred towards me i can still feel it 20 years later. Ran into him in a bar. I decided to be the bigger person . Then he called my friend a kaffer. Ive never stamped on someones head before or since but hopefully he's dead. Cuz if he is , it means i got away with it. •ST MARTINS ART SCHOOL. decided that a conveyer belt non kosher sausage factory claiming art school status was not a healthy choice for my soul Did have sex with a few young women who i found annoying. Always felt bad. About that. Still do. •SIR JOHN CASS SCHOOL OF ART shot speedballs in the bathroom, made friends with the Whitechapel prostitutes but had • Andrea Medjesi- Jones as a tutor as well as •Mike Stubbs. •Was given the space , opportunity and support to find my way. •Started making pretty not bad art. Fell in love with painting. •The heroin and crack didnt help. The jazz did but one without the other would have felt like half-arsed pretension. •Lived in Berlin for a while. •Found the best sexual partner i had ever encountered. Pity we hated eachother. •read some Will Self •pseudonymed myself. Sounds dirty i know but only if you ask for your mums help • REBRANDED •paid whatsername messy bed to turn me neon. Oh, yeah, Tracy Ermine Furs Neon worked . Sold lots of art but couldn't get caught in the rain. It rains sometimes in london. Reassessed •went broke • "performed" in 2 council flat pornos • changed appearance and REBRANDED • moved around so much have acquired an excruciating actors accent In which certain words are effected by certain languages. • euro/world trash tongue does seem to ingratiate you with other actors. I've had parts in 3 major blockbusters without having ever heard ,SOUND rolling, background ACTION aaàaaaand ACTION! Buy a painting . There are drawings too . Invest in the indefinable.