• Turtleneck • Painting

• When in June, 2020, the 25 mph winds in Las Vegas caused cars to crash due to low visibility, my pet turtle came out of its shell startled, and began moving its neck like a coolibah pretzel. • Speaking of turtlenecks, men are turned on by women wearing them, especially if their skin does not look like the sharkskin. • My artwork shows a woman who wore no turtleneck, since she said that a mask is what you need to fight the pandemic. • And when the woman asked me to send her a photo of my turtle, I told her that Facebook would show it in a minute. • Much to my surprise, she then asked if she could drop by to tickle my turtle so it would come out of the shell. When I said “Why not?”, she said she’d come with no gloves nor wear a mask. • “No problem”, I said, and told her that I had a sanitizer, a roll of paper towel, and a bottle if Hack Daniel’s.

Painting:Ink on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:37 W x 53 H x 1.5 D in

Delivery Time:Typically 5-7 business days for domestic shipments, 10-14 business days for international shipments.