• Cocktus • Photograph - Limited Edition of 1

• From 2014 to 2017, "Cocktus" is 1 of a few collages I've featured in this Website. • Perhaps among the best basketball players of the 21st Century, Lebron James is shown ready to smash the head of my cactus collection called "Cocktus", after he showed up uninvited to my special NBA House Party with 200 guests 2 hours after his team Miami Heat had lost the 6th NBA Finals game to the Dallas Mavericks. • Lebron usually wins games if he knows his fans and friends will watch him play, like in the Heat-Mavericks Finals. My party guests, many known to Lebron had promised they'll watch him in my living room TV. But instead of watching him, the guests turned their attention to Cocktus, who's displayed on top of my piano. • When at halftime Lebron learned that my guests did not watch, he got mad; and when the game ended, he flew to my house to confront my guests and Cocktus. Even though he scored many points in the game, and had 10 triple doubles, he said he had lost his desire to win the Finals game. • So when he arrived at my house, he found Cocktus sitting on top of the grand piano. • When Dr. Ruth, my gorgeous 28-year old guest, saw that Lebron was about to smash Cocktus with a basketball, she climbed over the top of the piano, and covered Cocktus with her body to protect him, as if she was doing a push-up. • Unfortunately, the back of her skirt turned up, revealing her butt, with no panty. • Shocked and amazed, the guests looked, laughed, shouted and rejoiced as if they were at the NYork Times Square welcoming the New Year. • Then when Lebron walked close to the piano to look, he moved his head 1 foot close to the doctor's butt, looking like he was seeing Kim Kardashian's butt. • Nodding his head, he said " Oh man, I'm glad I came." Meaning to the Party.

Photography:Polaroid on Canvas

Artist Produced Limited Edition of:1

Size:24 W x 18 H x 1.5 D in

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