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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Seymour is about to be cloned; the scanner reveals his species and the age when he died] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen. Fry: Fifteen? You mean... he lived for twelve more years after I got frozen? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Nods] Indeed. Fry: [pauses] Stop the cloning. [Everybody exclaims in confusion; Fry then takes a large wrench and hammers it against the machine, halting the cloning process] Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the *smart guy's* machine... Bender: Fry, what's wrong? Fry: Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire. Bender: But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles. Fry: I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him... [Picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes] Fry: But he forgot me a long, long time ago... [Kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves] Professor Hubert Farnsworth: In cases of rapid fossilization, I can press this brain scan button retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death. Fry: [ecstatic] I'm gonna get my puppy back. In your face Grim Reaper. Bender: [jealous] Crappy, ineffective Reaper… Turanga Leela: Fry, acting like a moron won't solve anything. Fry: Then all hope is lost. Fry: I will now do the native dance of my people. [Does The Hustle] Turanga Leela: [Reading a book entitled "Dances of Ancient Bronx"] It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am. Tour Guide: I am a volunteer housewife with over 45 minutes of training and a romance novel about archaeology. Fry: Don't wave your fancy degrees at me. Fry: Bender, this has nothing to do with you. Bender: That's impossible! [Fry befriends a stray dog] Fry: I like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me... [bitter] Fry: ...like all the other dogs. [panicked] Fry: Are you? [relaxed] Fry: Nah. Fry: I have a pizza here for Seymour Asses. Man at Delivery Address: There isn't anybody by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope in time you realize how stupid you are. Fry: I wouldn't count on it. Fry: Now you can see what my life was like before I met you. Bender: You had a life before you met me? Fry: Sure. Lots of people did. Bender: Really? Bender: Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty. Mr. Panucci: What's with Seymour? It's like he don't want you to go, or he thinks your pants is too short or somethin', which is crazy, cause frankly you look fabulous. from Futurama Episode: ’Jurassic Bark’ S4E7 (2003) Starring Billy West (Space Jam), Katey Sagal (Pitch Perfect 2), Tress MacNeille (Fallout: A Post-Nuclear Role-Playing Game), Maurice LaMarche (Pinky and the Brain), Lauren Tom (DC Super Hero Girls), Michael Bolton (Office Space), Frank Welker (Toy Story 2), and John DiMaggio (Wakka Wakka Wakka). Episode written by Eric Kaplan (Malcolm in the Middle). Created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. "Jurassic Bark" is the seventh episode in the fourth season of the American animated television series Futurama. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 17, 2002. The plot revolves around Fry, who finds a fossilized version of his dog Seymour from before he was frozen. Fry seeks to have his pet brought back to life. The episode was nominated for an Emmy Award but lost to The Simpsons episode "Three Gays of the Condo”. Futurama is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Matt Groening that aired on Fox from March 28, 1999 to August 10, 2003 and on Comedy Central from March 23, 2008 to September 4, 2013. The series follows the adventures of slacker Philip J. Fry, who is cryogenically preserved for 1000 years and is revived in the 31st century. Fry finds work at an interplanetary delivery company, working alongside the one-eyed Turanga Leela and robot Bender Bending Rodriguez. The series was envisioned by Groening in the mid-1990s while working on The Simpsons; he brought David X. Cohen aboard to develop storylines and characters to pitch the show to Fox. Following its initial cancellation by Fox, Futurama began airing reruns on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming block, which lasted from 2003 to 2007. It was revived that year as four direct-to-video films, the last of which was released in early 2009. Comedy Central entered into an agreement with 20th Century Fox Television to syndicate the existing episodes and air the films as 16 new, half-hour episodes, constituting a fifth season. In June 2009, Comedy Central picked up the show for 26 new half-hour episodes, which began airing in 2010 and 2011. The show was renewed for a final, seventh season, with the first half airing in 2012 and the second in 2013. An audio-onlyepisode featuring the original cast members was released in 2017 as an episode of The Nerdist Podcast. Futurama received critical acclaim throughout its run and was nominated for 17 Annie Awards, winning seven, and 12 Emmy Awards, winning six. It was nominated four times for a Writers Guild of America Award, winning for the episodes "Godfellas" and "The Prisoner of Benda". It was nominated for a Nebula Award and received Environmental Media Awards for the episodes "The Problem with Popplers" and "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular”. Merchandise includes a tie-in comic book series, video games, calendars, clothes and figurines. In 2013, TV Guide ranked Futurama one of the top 60 Greatest TV Cartoons of All Time. Source: Wikipedia