BREAK DANCER Photograph

I’m an artist from Brighton, from the beautiful South East of England. I am a professional photographer and street artist. England is the name of my aunt. she has a big garden with long reaching wifi, which makes this possible. I mainly eat Vegetables and as a rule of thumb, I don’t eat anything with a face. I drive old cars, mainly because of my “Never spend more than £500 on a car” rule and I have a taste for bitter lemon, which always usually not always causes me problems, of the lemon variety. I have a few problems, one is loosing my graphics tablet pen and also loosing my usb charger for my cigarette, first world problems, eh? Ebb and Flo was my cartoon alterego. the one and the same but two different people. I imagine that they are people made from rag dolls and live on a houseboat in Camden. Which, is quite a sensible dwelling lifestyle. I don’t live on a houseboat, because of the damp. Plus frequently emptying chemical toilets would soon wear thin, so in the meantime, I’ll draw and write and paint and dream of a time when I could possibly eat more than a pot noodle occasionally. I’ve been to Edinburgh University and to Goldsmiths College in London and I may or may not be a famous artist… Now, wouldn’t that be a turn up for the books. I don’t expect to make a fortune, just make some cool things that hopefully you will love enough to put on your wall and make you smile. Because that’s what the world needs, more art, more smiles and a whole lotta love. Peace out.