"Xu-perman!" Painting

Xu Lai’s Brother-in-Law: Are you malfunctioning? Xu Lai: What do you mean, malfunctioning? Brother-in-Law: If there’s something wrong, get it checked out, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Xu Lai: There’s nothing wrong with me. Xu Lai’s Sister-in-Law: So can’t you, or won’t you have children with my sister? Xu Lai’s Mother-in-Law (Pan Tongtong): You’d better change your eating habits. Brother-in-Law: Many foods are spermicidal. Xu Lai’s Father-in-Law (Cai Youliang): If it’s killed off then that’s that. If it’s only half dead, she’ll give birth to some freak. [points at Cai Lala] Brother-in-Law: It’s no coincidence that you two can’t have kids. Really, I asked the Taoist master Yun Kai. He said it’s your name. “Xu Lai”. It sounds like sly. Sister-in-Law: Your sperm is slyly evading the target. Change it. Xu Lai: Change it? Into what? Youliang: Xu-perman! Brother-in-Law: Xu-perman. Tongtong: What are you talking about? That’s not even a name. Cai Lala: Or just Xu-perm. Brother-in-Law: Xu-per fast! Sister-in-Law: Xu-percalifragilisticexpialidocious! Xu Lai’s Nephew-in-Law: Xu-woosh! Cai Lala: Xu-mooch! Tongtong: “Xu Lightning” would work too. Sister-in-Law: “Come With Xu Wind”! Cai Lala: “Fed-Exu”. For fast and safe delivery. Nephew-in-Law: Can’t we just change “Xu” instead? Brother-in-Law: Shut up, son. Xu Lai: My name is Xu Lai. Xu Lai: I’ll tell you everything. Her name is Yang Yi. She was my classmate at university, and my first love. We read poetry together, painted together, watched movies together, laughed and cried together. We spent our youth together. Not once… did we manage to kiss each other. Disaster struck every time we were about to touch. I have waited 20 years for this. Not to prove myself, but to convince myself… that once… I was actually young! [after witnessing Xu Lai and Cai Bo leap (fall) from a pedestrian overpass onto a double decker bus] Senior Hong Kong Cop: These two think they’re Jackie Chan. Xu Lai: Thank you. We waited twenty years already… What’s another twenty minutes? Wang Jing: Hey! You two smoking, scram! How are we supposed to shoot with you in the shot? Cai Lala: Is that Wang Jing? [both stunned] Xu Lai: Yes. Cai Lala: Is it the real Wang Jing? Xu Lai: Of course it’s the real Wang Jing. They’re shooting a movie. Xu Lai: Yang Yi, wait! Yang Yi: What do you like about Van Gogh? Xu Lai: He lived life with passion. Yang Yi: It’s not enough to just love art. Xu Lai: True. Do you like Andy Warhol? Yang Yi: I don’t like Andy Warhol. Xu Lai: Don’t you like his work? Yang Yi: I don’t like his work, but I like the way he worked. Xu Lai: What do you mean? Yang Yi: You wouldn’t understand. from ‘Lost in Hong Kong’ (2015) Starring Zheng Xu (A or B), Wei Zhao (Shaolin Soccer), Eric Kot (Lawyer, Lawyer), Bei-Er Bao (Kung Fu Monster), and Juan Du (Airpocalypse). Written by Huan Shu (Desire Game). Directed by Zheng Xu (Lost in Thailand). Lost in Hong Kong is a 2015 Chinese comedy film directed, co-written and co-produced by Xu Zheng, starring himself along with Bao Bei'er, Zhao Wei, and Du Juan. This is Xu's second directorial feature, after the huge domestic hit Lost in Thailand(2012) which grossed over US$208 million. It was released in China on September 25, 2015 and broke several box office records there. It was released in Hong Kong and Macau on November 19. Plot In the mid-1990s, university art majors Xu Lai (Xu Zheng) and Yang Yi (Du Juan) fell in love, but then Yang was transferred to the Chinese University of Hong Kong and Xu has never seen her since. Almost twenty years later, the already bald Xu has long forgotten his dreams of becoming an artist, but he can never forget Yang even though he enjoys a comfortable life with his loving wife Cai Bo (Zhao Wei), the only major problem between them being the repeated failure conceiving a child. During a vacation in Hong Kong with Cai's overbearing family, Xu plans to secretly visit Yang, but Cai Bo's goofy young brother Cai Lala (Bao Bei'er) — always carrying a video camera in hand for his documentary project — tags along like his unwelcome shadow to spoil the rendezvous. Meanwhile, in Hong Kong, Wong Jing is filming another riotous gangster movie, while 2 police officers (Sam Leeand Eric Kot) investigate a murder. One of them attempts to topple the case and threatens Xu Lai's near and dear. Source: Wikiepdia

Painting:Acrylic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:40 W x 60 H x 1.5 D in

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