Lauren Cutler

I grew up in Queens (i went to Harvard...i mean Queens community college) No i didn't. First, i am way too honest. my sense of humor is so dry so I am often dehydrated. That was a joke. I am criminally sarcastic, but not funny. I am usually bored to death. i was born bored. At about age ten I developed a coping strategy against my teachers, talkative strangers, distant family members, baby sitters and other people I was forced to play with. I would give ridiculous answers that had nothing to do with what had been asked. For some reason this alleviated my boredom. When i grew up i was still bored but subjecting myself to phony gossip several times a day was out of the question. I am not mean i just prefer my own company or the company of those who also find most human noises irritating. a self taught mixed media artist. And now I have 3 master degrees 1st one in English 2nd in journalism and third college level creative writing. I taught all three subjects for a total of 15 years and hated every single day. Ive made more $ selling my art in the 4 years since i started than I have in 15 years of teaching and 5 writing. I used to think i was doomed to live a miserable professional life but then i started making art. I haven't tak...

Undergrad Oneonta state: liberal arts w concentration in English graduated 1997
Masters creative writing Wagner college graduated 2001
Masters New School graduated 2004

Several group exhibitions which i will list later...for the passed 3 years ive been working with a wonderful agent, planning my second solo (the first was small, the second was going to most likely allow me to do what I love all day..art forum Well known art publications ...THEN my agent was deported. I was angry...he went off the deep end. A missed signature on a visa renewal and some miserable beurocrat ruined 2 lives...so im on the lookout for new representation.