Paige Mcbride

I am an original All - American Revolutionary
luminary surreal-abstract avant-garde artist.

I was held as a political hostage in the United States and almost murdered for 46 years, and am, now counting down. Good luck surviving me, human's. I love my Nuclear Bombs and Nuclear Codes I created more than all of you. It's true. Why lie? I don't lie. I love the Russian's immensely and their Nuclear Bombs, too.

PlooMpf!!!
-Honeywater

-Paige Marie McBride

P.S. I hate cowards and always will hate cowards.

United States Overall Grade Point Average: 96.3

Richey Elementary School (K) 1985
New Port Richey, FL

Eastside Elementary (1-5) 1986-1991
Brooksville, FL

Parrot Middle School (6-8) 1991-1994
Brooksville, FL

Hernando High School (9-10) 1994-1996
Brooksville, FL

American School - Charted in 1897 (11-12) July 31, 1997
Brooksville, FL

Pasco-Hernando Community College May 1, 2006
Associate in Arts
Phi Theta Kappa Honor Society Member
Hernando Territory, FL

University of South Florida May 2009
Bachelor in Arts: English - Creative Writing (Didactic Poetry)
Hillsborough Territory, FL

University of South Florida - May 2011
Master in Arts: Library and Information Science
Hillsborough Territory, FL

Saint Leo University - August 29, 2022
Master in Arts: Creative Writing - Didactic Poetry
Omega Nu Lambda Honor Society Member
Pinellas Territory, FL

City of Brooksville’s 40th Art in the Park
Brooksville, FL (March 14 - 15, 2025)

“Places We’ve Been, Places We Love” – Group Exhibition
Stirling Art Gallery & Studios – Dunedin, FL {August 2019}

HUE & Me – Juried Group Exhibition
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL {September 2019}

Student|Member|Faculty – Group Exhibition
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL {March 6, 2020 – May 5, 2020}

Art Is Essential-- Group Exhibition
Stirling Art Studios & Gallery – Dunedin, FL {June 2020}

Wish You Were Here – Group Exhibition
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL {June 2020}

Exhibition with Photographer Richard Stalbird
Stirling Art Studios & Gallery – Dunedin, FL {July 2020}

Mapped Out – Winter 2021 Exhibition
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL (January – March 2021}

Student Member Faculty Exhibition
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL (March – May 2021)

Smaller is Bigger
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL (January – February 2022)

Student Member Faculty Exhibition
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL (April – May 2022)

Wearable Art Sixteen
Dunedin Fine Art Center – Dunedin, FL (August 27, 2022)