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 Dear Theo,
Sprained ankle again skipping. Hurts like the Dickens bro.
Swolen up like Bilbo Baggins nutsack. Boot won't fit over it. Only half of my beard is growing. Is that a lymph node thing or don't you node anything? Jk Theodore Cleaver I know you're a tax attorney so can you help me when I have writer's H+R block? Argh!! my ankle is achin like Francis Bacon.
Cant finish this epistle for sheer howlin pain from the bony  prominence between my foot and shin.
More soon,
Vincent

p.s.
stuff I need you to fed ex ASAP next day or sooner. Do you havew Amazon prime yet? Don't tell your wife your expediting me more stuff. She thinks I'm a mooch smokin hooch. But i stopped inhaling during the Clinton Administration. Anyhow send this business listed below. Right there. Look down.
-aerosol
-clymidia fighter
-any oinment you can find that dsoesnt smell like ass
-dog collar
-turpenoid
-cocktail shaker
-remote control for Onkyo stereo
-box of Shake and Bake
-some chicken thighs
-iron knuckles
-clown shoes (the big kind that curl at the toe)
-ace bandage
-beard balm 
-an Irish Setter named Liz
-honey crisp apples
-granny smith apples
-lard
-all spice
-cardamon
-pie pan
-Kool Whip( the spray kind)
-a crutch or cane (like toothless meth heads use to go to the check cashing place on Fridays)
+
-a hair net (i don't want any hair in the pie I'm making for the mailman Carla)
framed dimensions 14x14 inches
piece is framed in a handsome ornate frame...see alternative photo and this video  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-AWx9o8kxs&feature=youtu.be


 Dear Theo,
Sprained ankle again skipping. Hurts like the Dickens bro.
Swolen up like Bilbo Baggins nutsack. Boot won't fit over it. Only half of my beard is growing. Is that a lymph node thing or don't you node anything? Jk Theodore Cleaver I know you're a tax attorney so can you help me when I have writer's H+R block? Argh!! my ankle is achin like Francis Bacon.
Cant finish this epistle for sheer howlin pain from the bony  prominence between my foot and shin.
More soon,
Vincent

p.s.
stuff I need you to fed ex ASAP next day or sooner. Do you havew Amazon prime yet? Don't tell your wife your expediting me more stuff. She thinks I'm a mooch smokin hooch. But i stopped inhaling during the Clinton Administration. Anyhow send this business listed below. Right there. Look down.
-aerosol
-clymidia fighter
-any oinment you can find that dsoesnt smell like ass
-dog collar
-turpenoid
-cocktail shaker
-remote control for Onkyo stereo
-box of Shake and Bake
-some chicken thighs
-iron knuckles
-clown shoes (the big kind that curl at the toe)
-ace bandage
-beard balm 
-an Irish Setter named Liz
-honey crisp apples
-granny smith apples
-lard
-all spice
-cardamon
-pie pan
-Kool Whip( the spray kind)
-a crutch or cane (like toothless meth heads use to go to the check cashing place on Fridays)
+
-a hair net (i don't want any hair in the pie I'm making for the mailman Carla)

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Monet Can't Buy You Louvre Painting

Shelton Walsmith

United States

Painting, Oil on Wood

Size: 8 W x 8 H x 1 D in

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piece is framed in a handsome ornate frame...see alternative photo and this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-AWx9o8kxs&feature=youtu.be Dear Theo, Sprained ankle again skipping. Hurts like the Dickens bro. Swolen up like Bilbo Baggins nutsack. Boot won't fit over it. Only half of my beard...

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2019

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"Despite strident efforts to paint the smallness of birds monuments persist. " website: shelton walsmith dot com Published by The Paris Review, Knopf, Vintage, Rizzoli Books, Paris Vogue, Pomegranate London, Aedra Fine Arts, Denver Quarterly, Shots Magazine, Harper Collins, The New York Times and others. Exhibited in New York, San Francisco, Prague, St.Thomas and Austin. His most recent one man shows was at sevenminusseven gallery In the US Virgin Islands. Personal interests; weather patterns, the inner life of trees, limes, irrationality, filigreed space, tequila, the middle ages, muay thai boxing, kittens, puppies, red wine, French New Wave cinema, sharp knives, lengths of twine rolled into balls for kittens to rut and nuzzle, cowboy britches, comedy jokes, rosemary short bread, blue moons, red squares, purple rain, carrot juice, my bidet, interiors, monumentality, audit remediation, the direction up. profile pic: Self portrait holding Autumnal Brutalist collage January 26, 2022

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