how much does it cost to be a woman Print

Each of my paintings is accompanied by a short story, here is his. "When they came to me for the first time I thought I was shitting myself. I went to bed, I didn't feel well, I go to the bathroom and I see my dirty brown underwear ..." strange "I think," I didn't realize that I shit on myself ". I change my underwear. It happens three more times in the evening and I keep changing, at the fourth I thought that maybe I was dying, I was losing stinking liquids from some sphincter without realizing it, I call my mom: "Mom I'm sick, I keep shitting myself" she looks and then almost in tears: “My little girl has become a woman! Riccardo Riccardo come! " calls my poor dad to report who, more embarrassed than me motionless on the toilet, compliments my mom and goes away. I thought it would be better to die than to suffer that embarrassment ... Luckily they didn't come back for a while, they gave me time to recover from the trauma. The second appointment took place in the summer, by the sea and my mom gave me the ob ... while I was trying to figure out how to use that giant suppository, among the typical smell of camping bathrooms, she screamed the indications on which of the three pecking holes ... ... so I discovered that we have three holes ... one for pee, one for poop and one for ob ... "