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Jimmy: Yo. Jewel: Hi. Jimmy: Hi. Jewel: Oh, you must be Spencer. Jimmy: Spencer? That’s what they call me. Jewel: Hi, I’m Jewel. I’m Walter’s daughter. I just got off the phone with my father. He’s looking for you. Jimmy: Me? Well… I’m here. Jewel: Yeah. There you are. Well, I’m just gonna swim a little bit, so don’t mind me. Jimmy: No. I don’t mind you….. Thank you God. Jewel: Wow! This feels great! Jimmy: Ehh! Water, you know. Spencer Barnes: I've worked HARD to work this hard! Ted Bradford Jr.: Spencer... Toast. Jimmy Dworski: Yeah... A toast! To the Cubs winning the world series!... and to big tits! 
 Jimmy Dworski: Just give me my reward and I'm outta here. Spencer Barnes: Reward, are you crazy? I should sue you for everything you've got! Jimmy Dworski: I'd like to see that. I got nothing. 
 Walter Bentley: [from his hospital bed with tubes in him] Spencer! You look awful! Jimmy Dworski: [whispering to Spencer Barnes] Like he looks great. 
 Jimmy Dworski: It's the Cubs in the World Series - it's a dream of mine, sir. Warden Toolman: I know, I know,I know, I know, all right. I am not gonna stand in the way of anybody's dream, Jimmy. I'll tell you what: Jimmy Dworski: What? Warden Toolman: If I sink this put, you can go. What do you think of that? Hmmm? Jimmy Dworski: I think you should keep your head down, arms straight, drop your shoulder, concentrate, focus, think of the hole, GET the ball in the hole! Warden Toolman: Smell the hot dogs now, Jimmy. The crack of the bat; the roar of the crowd; you can order your tickets now, Jim. [the ball misses the hole by a mile] 
 Spencer Barnes: [inside the prison] Look me up when you get out. Jimmy Dworski: OK. I get out in about 20 minutes. Spencer Barnes: In that case, forget it. 
 Jimmy: Don’t lose that broom, witch.
 
 Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had! Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days! 
 Jimmy Dworski: Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks. Warden Toolman: [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision] Jimmy Dworski: OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary. Warden Toolman: [Nods yes] No can do. Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake! [Warden and guard look up as if offended] Jimmy Dworski: I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though. Warden Toolman: Take away his TV priveleges. Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right? Warden Toolman: Did you call me an asshole? Jimmy Dworski: [to guard] Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I? Prison Guard: Yep. Warden Toolman: Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game! Jimmy Dworski: No - you can't... You can't! Warden Toolman: NO ONE! Jimmy Dworski: I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE! [to guards] Jimmy Dworski: And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole! 
 Spencer: I’ve been obsessed, Walter, just the same way I’ve been obsessed with every account I’ve gotten for you. All I do is work. Jimmy: Work, work. Weekends, holidays. Spencer: When I’m not working, I don’t know who I am. I don’t even know what to do. I don’t even what to think.[sighs] I hate my life. Jimmy: It stinks. Spencer: I’ve made my wife miserable, I’ve made myself miserable. I don’t want to end up like you, Walter. I really… I can’t do this anymore. I just… The hell with all th-- I quit. Jimmy: Yeah, me too. 
 from ’Filofax’ (1990) Starring J.J. Abrams (Do Pizza Bots Dream of Electric Guitars?), Mako (Aku), Q ("Oh, but it is, and we have. Time may be eternal, Captain, but our patience is not. It's time to put an end to your trek through the stars, make room for other more worthy species."), Thom Sharp (Spy Hard), Andre Rosey Brown (Class Act), Beverly Crusher ("Well, do a dance! Tell a story! I don't care! Just give us a few seconds!"), John Marshall Jones (Roseambien), Stephen Elliott ("You must've hated this moose.”), Hector Elizondo ("I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you guys, but Coach Gennero's last words were, win or I'll die."), Big Joe Grizzly (The X-Files: The List), Veronica Hamel (LOST), James Belushi (Trading Places), Anne De Salvo ("You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"), Loryn Locklin (Fortress), and Charles Gordon ("I happen to know for a fact that you don't have the right to commandeer my vehicle."). Written by J.J. Abrams (Mission: Impossible III) and Jill Mazursky (Gone Fishin’). Directed by Arthur Hiller ("No, schmuck, I'm deaf! I'm deaf! Now do you get it?."). 
 
 Taking Care of Business (released in the United Kingdom as Filofax) is a 1990 American comedy film directed by Arthur Hiller and starring James Belushi and Charles Grodin. It is named after the song of the same name by Randy Bachman, recorded by the Canadian rock group Bachman–Turner Overdrive (BTO). The film is also known for being the first screenplay work written by J. J. Abrams, who later went on to make several blockbuster films, including Super 8 and Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
 
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