Schematic for a Non-Viable Time Travel Device Painting

This work is pure insanity - a blueprint for an ill-fated time travel device, conceived by a deranged Santa Claus after drinking an entire bottle of Absinthe in a feeble attempt to dull the pain of losing his favorite elf to a tragic reindeer sleigh accident, which he blames himself for because he was running late with the season's deliveries and in a rush and took his eyes of the reins for just a fateful moment, but that was all that it took to forever change the course of his life and steer him down this path of bitter regret and self-hatred. If only he could go back and save Bushy Evergreen. If only Bushy were still alive, then he could help Santa to get the infernal time travel device working. Oh, the wicked irony.