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Guns Akimbo Painting
Painting, Acrylic on Canvas
Size: 48 W x 48 H x 1.5 D in
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Homeless Man: I wouldn't do that if I was you, you'll just end up blowing your damn face off. Then you'll still be depressed, even more depressed probably because of your fucked up face. Riktor: You sit on your computers, liking pictures of smiling babies, sharing inspirational quotes. But what you really wanna see is death. You click on horrific news headlines, violence, destruction, terrorism, war! Because it makes your shitty little lives seem that little bit less shitty. You wanna go viral? Skizm is the virus. Nix: Friday night just got really lonely! Miles: Don't worry, this isn't a love story about some nerd trying to get the girl like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked. Miles: Behind the keyboard I'm the ultimate troll hunter. I know I should just let it go, but I just couldn't resist. Yeah, get angry at me. Let's do this. Riktor: There are others. Skizm is a global franchise now. We're gonna be the Starbucks of murder. The Mcdonald's of massacre, yeah. We'll be the Burger King of... badness. Dane: Stop. Hammer time. Riktor: This one -- This is a Jackson Pollock. Nix: Just go, come on. Miles: What? Me? Why do I have to go first? Nix: Open the fucking door. Miles: I'm not exactly great at opening doors right now. Nix: Come on. Miles: Honestly, I still don't trust you. You might shoot me in the back. Nix: I promise, that when I do shoot you, it will be in the front. Miles: You have already shot me like a dozen times. I can feel the bullets rattling inside me when I walk. Miles: Fun factoid, guns are way loud than in the movies. In real life, Rambo would not be killing guerilla fighters, he would be learning sign language. Nix: Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy. Suck my clit. No one is killing fuck boy. Miles: Yay! Nix: Except me, of course! Miles: Oh. Longshot: I mean, seriously, round of a-fucking-plause for Nerf guy! Doubletaps: He's my new favorite I gotta say, I gotta say. Longshot: Here we see the little bitches emerging from their cave after doing jack shit. Doubletaps: This is becoming a fucking legendary match here. Miles Harris, -the fucking newbie on the block-- Longshot: Oh, here we go. Miles: No respawns. No one-ups. No extra lives. I just killed this fucking guy. from ‘Guns Akimbo’ (2019) Starring Daniel Radcliffe (Swiss Army Man), Natasha Liu Bordizzo (Detective Chinatown 2), Rhys Darby (Werewolves, not swear wolves), Milo Cawthorne (Mega Time Squad), and Samara Weaving (Ready or Not). Written and Directed by Jason Lei Howden (Deathgasm). Guns Akimbo is a 2019 action comedy film written and directed by Jason Lei Howden. It stars Daniel Radcliffe, Samara Weaving, Natasha Liu Bordizzo, Ned Dennehy, Grant Bowler, Edwin Wright, and Rhys Darby. The film had its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival on 9 September 2019 and was released in New Zealand on 5 March 2020 by Madman Entertainment. Source: Wikipedia
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Painting:Acrylic on Canvas
Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork
Size:48 W x 48 H x 1.5 D in
Frame:Not Framed
Ready to Hang:Not applicable
Packaging:Ships in a Crate
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I’m (I am?) a self-taught artist, originally from the north suburbs of Chicago (also known as John Hughes' America). Born in 1984, I started painting in 2017 and began to take it somewhat seriously in 2019. I currently reside in rural Montana and live a secluded life with my three dogs - Pebbles (a.k.a. Jaws, Brandy, Fang), Bam Bam (a.k.a. Scrat, Dinki-Di, Trash Panda, Dug), and Mystique (a.k.a. Lady), and five cats - Burglekutt (a.k.a. Ghostmouse Makah), Vohnkar! (a.k.a. Storm Shadow, Grogu), Falkor (a.k.a. Moro, The Mummy's Kryptonite, Wendigo, BFC), Nibbler (a.k.a. Cobblepot), and Meegosh (a.k.a. Lenny). Part of the preface to the 'Complete Works of Emily Dickinson helps sum me up as a person and an artist: "The verses of Emily Dickinson belong emphatically to what Emerson long since called ‘the Poetry of the Portfolio,’ something produced absolutely without the thought of publication, and solely by way of expression of the writer's own mind. Such verse must inevitably forfeit whatever advantage lies in the discipline of public criticism and the enforced conformity to accepted ways. On the other hand, it may often gain something through the habit of freedom and unconventional utterance of daring thoughts. In the case of the present author, there was no choice in the matter; she must write thus, or not at all. A recluse by temperament and habit, literally spending years without settling her foot beyond the doorstep, and many more years during which her walks were strictly limited to her father's grounds, she habitually concealed her mind, like her person, from all but a few friends; and it was with great difficulty that she was persuaded to print during her lifetime, three or four poems. Yet she wrote verses in great abundance; and though brought curiosity indifferent to all conventional rules, had yet a rigorous literary standard of her own, and often altered a word many times to suit an ear which had its own tenacious fastidiousness." -Thomas Wentworth Higginson "Not bad... you say this is your first lesson?" "Yes, but my father was an *art collector*, so…"
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