• Mr. Jack Hammer • Painting

• Mr. Jack Hammer, a tall carpenter with green left eye who survived the 9/11 World Trade Center bombing in New York is shown helping other volunteers clean the debris following the collapse on September 11, 2001 of the 2 Twin Towers hit by 2 planes piloted by men from Al Qaeda headed by Osama. • New York Mayor Giuliani presented Mr. Hammer with a Medal of Honor not only for volunteering, but also for his skill in using his grey jackhammer in breaking steel-reinforced ground concrete slabs. • People who watched Mr. Hammer at work said that he was using his penis, and not a jackhammer to penetrate and break the concrete. Wow! • I don't know if you know what those people are talking about. If you don't, please look at the abstract again. Did you see anything that looks like a penis? I do. And look, it even shows a penis with a hole at the tip. But the fact is, Mr. Hammer actually lost his penis in the bombing while doing carpentry work for a company on the 23rd floor of the South Tower. With no penis, his wife left him for an old man from Manhattan. And without any money, he could not get a prosthesis to replace his penis. He escaped death by breaking the building's exterior wall glass with a paint brush, and jumped out into the ground. • To this day, he does not know how he lost his penis. Sadly, he also lost his right eye. • For over 10 years, Mr. Hammer had been looking for donors who can give him an eye and a penis. When bin Ladin was killed in 2014, he begged the U.S. Army if he can get his right eye and his penis as replacements. He was told that the U.S. planned to preserve bin Ladin's whole body and later display it at the Smithsonian in Washington, D.C. And when he heard that Bruce Jenner decided that he wanted to become a she, he asked Caitlyn (nee Bruce) Jenner if he can be his penis-donee. Miss Caitlyn Jenner told Mr. Hammer that he does not know yet when he'll have his penis cut, but agreed to give it quickly alive to Mr. Hammer, who said that if he ever gets the penis, he'll quit working as a carpenter, and would start to make money by giving interviews to the media talking about his window jump, his unique hammering skills, his new penis, and would explain his eagerness on Worldwide TV while he "jackhammers" it on Caitlyn Jenner, who may also be eager to get a taste of what Bruce had parted in haste.

Painting:Ink on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:30 W x 42 H x 1.5 D in

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