• Stepping Stone • Painting

According to Meriam-Webster, "Stepping Stone" means something that helps you get or achieve something. Stepping stone samples include acquired skills, looks, connections, status, good behavior, success, wealth, ambition, and happiness; as well as loneliness, illness, or restlessness. • In the family, parents use their parenting skills as stepping stones to raise their children, and guide them career-wise. To succeed in corporate America, flirty workers flirt with their boss, who can't even attract an albatross. In the government, politicians give stuffed envelopes to get votes. And nations steal technology to make missiles to gain military supremacy. To attract men, women would go to a salon to create an impression. • In life, at work, and in relationships, many use even evil ways as a stepping stone to get the things they want. And lastly, Golden Rule non-believers meddle in the affairs of others. • These observations made me understand and how people use stepping stones to benefit them. • To start my artwork, I used multi-media techniques, and largely brushed the canvas with ground marble rock, and used icepicks to drip paints wherever, specially on top of the 3 "pancakes" tucked in the mouth of my story's leading man named Rocky Wannabe, who likes to eat bacon from Amazon.Com. • As an ambitious Japanese wisecrack who came back from his shack to box again at 67, Wannabe is shown sporting a black ponytail, and a black beard hanging down his nostril. • Wannabe was born in Zimbabwe. He flew to Las Vegas to fight the 25-year old Hurricane Sandy at the T-Mobile Arena. He wanted to show the world that age does not matter, and he can out-punch a 25-year old wonder. • To assure a victory on technicality, Rocky Wannabe planned to try 4 strategies to win a sold-out match that was promoted worldwide, from as far as Saudi Arabia and across the ocean to the Pyongyang Peninsula. At 67, Wannabe has promised the moon that he'll pocket the prize of $100 million. • His FIRST STEP, was to run around the 50-acre ground of his villa in Venezuela. For STEP 2, he lifted the Stonehenge boulder stones and mounted them on the heads of The Rolling Stones. THIRD STEP - To win the fight with all his might, Wannabe advanced Sharon Stone $1 million to watch the fight without underwear to show the world that her private territory is still pretty. The rusty Wannabe also asked Sarah Brightman to ask Andrea Bocelli to come not only sing the National Anthem, but also to show how a blind man can video Sharon while she sits on a stool by the ringside; and would tell her when to open and close her legs - and how w i d e. To invite Sharon sitting was a step in the right direction not only to draw pay-per-view viewers by the billion, but strategically to distract Hurricane Sandy's attention as he peeks at Sharon's interiors; and thus allow Wannabe to deliver his powerful uppercut. Obviously, the wild, top-secret Wannabe strategy can only come from the wisdom of a bumble bee with an Advanced Criminology Phd from St. John's University. The LAST STEP - The fact that Wannabe is a jealous man and did not want Sandy to see Sharon's "privacy" caused Wannabe to use his Plan B, if necessary, to seal his victory on technicality. by blinding Sandy with a mouthblow of 2 spoonfuls of 100% invisible hot chili pepper powder which he would put secretly in his mouth before the fight. The specially ordered McCormick was engineered to zoom like tiny laser-guided missiles. Plan B calls for Wannabe to blow the powder anytime during the first 5 rounds; but first on the referee to disable him from witnessing Wannabe blowing, while Wannabe spits the powder into Sandy's eyes. So far, so good. And now let me conclude: • At exactly 9PM ET, the 2 boxers shook hands in the ring, and there goes Round 1. Sitting on the north ringside were Bob Dole beside Britney Spears, Digong Duterte, Lebron James, Bill Gates, Celine Dion and Steve Wynn. On the southside we see Jack Nicholson, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert de Niro, Leo diCaprio, and Yours Truly. Bocelli told Sharon to stay seated with her legs wide open. After Bocelli sang the Japanese National Anthem "Nissan", Nicole Kidman then sang "Stand be Your Man" to honor Hurricane Sandy. Charlie Hebdo predicted Wannabe to knock Sandy down on Round 9. Stevie Wonder was the referee. Judge Judy volunteered to judge and announce the winner. Jamie Dimon was to give the post-dated winner's check of $100 million. • While Bill Clinton sat next to Paris Hilton, Hillary sat beside Donald Trump without Melania, who was to stay home with Barron. • While Wannabe mostly distanced himself away and danced ala Derek Hough around Sandy for 3 rounds, the crowd erupted each time Bocelli's uncrossed-leg close-up video of Sharon popped on the TV screens. • After Round 6, Sandy trailed Wannabe in punches landed 7-11. After his quick undected 7th glance at Sharon's legs, Sandy started to feel funny, and asked Mr. Wonder for time-out, so he could pee on the canvas. The answer of Mr. Wonder? "Never". Confused on what to do next, Sandy heard Sharon commanding him to look at her legs again. Enraged by jealousy, Wannabe quickly jumped out of the ring; took Sharon by the hand; and walked out of the Arena, faster than Johnnie Walker. When Judge Judy announced Sandy the winner, the crowd erupted with shouts of "Sucker!, Sucker!" The crowd went wild, and threw beer bottles all over. It was pandemonium. Afraid that a stampede would evolve that could kill thousands involved, I rushed to the ring; took the microphone; and told the guests that instead of giving them their money back, I promised to give them a free copy of "Stepping Stone" once I'm done painting it. Everyone jumped for joy, clapped, and started to head for the exit. • Whether or not I'll act on my promise to the 20,000 guests is another issue. At the current Saatchi $9,880 price per copy of my abstract, my total giveaway promise is worth $197.6 million. • But the moral of the story is this: If you want stepping stones to work for you, don't do how Wannabe did it. • And if you feel that you learned a lesson from the ending of "Stepping Stone", share your experience with your male friends, and tell them to use it as their reason for taking a peek at Sharon Stone's amazing cheek.

Painting:Acrylic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:30 W x 42 H x 1.5 D in

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