VIEW IN MY ROOM
United States
Painting, Oil on Wood
Size: 100 W x 100 H x 100 D in
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I am painting my framer Nadia's daughter Samira for her; them. Dear Theo, As per your request I will stop writing in all caps. It didnt occur to me that it seemed like i was shouting or spitting on your neck.... I've developed an unnatural fear of hitting my head so I am forever ducking. Is that a thing brother? Is there a "smackniphobia" paranoia of cracking one's skull on a cabinet, lamppost, beertap, curtain rod, roof eaves, church nave, fruit stand, dog house door, firemen's pole, tree branch or carriage wheel? If there is then old Vince Vaughn Go here has got it. I'm ducking even as I write, my kidneys hurt and my love handles are cramping. Now I know how the Gleaners felt posing for Millet til way past dinnertime; their bodices heaving with wheat husks and miscellaneous schist. I don't mean to beat a dead horse Theo but I'm bent over like Groucho Marx most of time and if I wasn't a sight before now people are actually pointing down at me. What a world where a man of my olympiad humility must be subjected to simultaneous ridicule and fear of being knocked unconscious by low hanging grocer's sign! I've rambled. More soon, V p.s. if you'd be so kind these are some articles I need sooner than later. -BlackEyed Peas CD(i like working out to them) -safety glasses -hard hat (like construction workers wear) -some gauze -super glue -picnic basket -cornbread -champaigne flutes -knee pads -stilts -Monopoly -Scrabble -Operation -Dominoes -Pick-up sticks (i'm bored) -nicotine patch -Roget's Thesuarus -Leonard Maltin's most current movie guide -easter egg dye -calculator -quart of milk
Painting:Oil on Wood
Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork
Size:100 W x 100 H x 100 D in
Frame:Not Framed
Ready to Hang:No
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"Despite strident efforts to paint the smallness of birds monuments persist. " website: www.sheltonwalsmith.com Published by The Paris Review, Knopf, Vintage, Rizzoli Books, Paris Vogue, Denver Quarterly, Shots Magazine, Harper Collins, The New York Times and others. Exhibited in New York, San Francisco, Prague, St.Thomas and Austin. His most recent one man shows was at Seven Minus Seven Gallery In the US Virgin Islands. Personal interests; weather patterns, the inner life of trees, limes, irrationality, filigreed space, tequila, the middle ages, muay thai boxing, kittens, puppies, red wine, French New Wave cinema, sharp knives, lengths of twine rolled into balls for kittens to rut and nuzzle, cowboy britches, comedy jokes, rosemary short bread, blue moons, red squares, purple rain, carrot juice, my bidet, interiors, monumentality, audit remediation, the direction up. profile pic: Self portrait holding Autumnal Brutalist collage January 26, 2022
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