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WTF - 07 - Abstract, sexy, semi nude, genie screaming to escape his bottle Painting

Christopher Newton

Thailand

Painting, Ceramic on Canvas

Size: 23.5 W x 31.5 H x 9 D in

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WTF - 07 is part of a series. Here you can see many different things. Zoom in to see better. Top right is a cigarette, and in the middle are long nipples. Suck on the latter and it's good for you. Suck on the cigarette and it will kill you after about thirty years. Now notice the size of the nipple and the size of the cigarette are about the same. So, this is why people suck on cigarettes. All of us are programmed to survive at birth by sucking on a nipple. It gives us life and it also relaxes us when we are very young. Every parent will know that giving a child a dummy to suck on will soon relax it and stop it crying, and then it will fall asleep. Am I right ? Of course I am Now at about the time of puberty many of us go to a party where we're offered a cigarette, and for various reasons we accept that very first very dangerous cigarette. The next thing we become regular smokers. But there's no immediate nasty consequences so we just carry on and on, .... day after day. Then around the age of 52, people look in the mirror one day and realise that they're not indestructible. They're not as fit as they always used to be and that's when some of the lucky ones have phoned me. I put the genie back in the bottle for them with the aid of a session or two of hypnotherapy The genie in this case is their craving for cigarettes. Some people really believe they can NEVER stop. But I know most of them can And what a difference it makes to their health when they do stop In a matter of a month they feel much better than they have for many years when they were addicted to cigarettes And because I've done all this for so many lovely people I thought it would be a good idea to make this painting. What do you think ? Let me know in the comments below, I'll be very interested to read them Kind regards to you all ............ Keep off the ciggies Chris Newton

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Painting:Ceramic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:23.5 W x 31.5 H x 9 D in

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I was born in the very beautiful town called Llandudno in North Wales. It's just across the Conway River were stands a huge 1,000 year old Norman Castle. The scenery is spectacular to say the least I grew up in Liverpool and worked there in engineering as a teenager and young man. I then moved to The Wirral and lived there for over ten years About 16 years ago I bought an incredible apartment here in Thailand and started a family. I now have two children aged nine and eleven. We have a big UK style bar restaurant here where everyone goes to socialise. There's lots of guys who work in the oil and gas industry. They're clever, witty and sociable. This is a very laid back fun lifestyle. Oh, and there's quite a few ex military guys. Oh and of course one or two gangsters. And that's just the expats. I'm retired, so I have lots of spare time, but now I've started painting again and that's been a labour of love. I don't take myself too seriously, and like to think I've a good sense of humour, and I hope that's reflected in my paintings. I do hope you like them, and then want to buy them ! Do leave a comment please. Something like "brilliant or superb" .... I'll be very happy with that !

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