Flat Mates
Meet Solo Brown Dog, the smallest of comrades. Always eager to please and habitually pleased to see you, he is the ideal cohabitant counterpart. What's more, unlike the real thing, he won't disturb your sleep, pester you in the bathroom or raid the fridge.
On the contrary, he will simply sit where he is put, listen without interrupting, come when summoned and retreat when bade off. And, if you happen to be especially lucky, or if he happens to especially like you, he may even answer the phone on the odd occasion and clean the house.