The Beautiful Marie Antoinette! Painting

A portrait of Marie Antoinette used to sit on this canvas. Good or not, it was there. Each detail I added, the more touch-ups I made, the worse it got. And the worse it got. The whole thing fucking imploded on itself and turned to shit. I took my palette knife and made violent slashes and stabs and swirls in the paint, squeezing the tubes for more and more paint to hopefully obliterate and destroy any goddamned trace of this portrait. And with enough force and power and anger the palette knife broke. And a sharp edge I had. I stabbed and slashed and ripped and pulled until this fucking canvas was at least out of shape. I had to let out the overwhelming anger and amount of energy I had slowly built up while meticulously and unknowingly ruining this portrait of the late Queen of France. I was ruined. I was upset and broken. Paint wasted, everywhere. Ruined supplies and time and money. Fuck it all. Fuck art. I left for a while and came back. Still hated it. It sat and sat for a long time. It became tolerable as the portrait of the Queen I had painted slowly faded from memory. What was left now was reality. What was left was what was left. It's what was. So here it is: The Beautiful Marie Antoinette! A portrait by the untalented and worthless fuck, Zach Beiswenger. Enjoy. *The only hope for this painting was instilled in me by my brother who said this was one of his favorites of mine (that he's seen). At least it's something.

Painting:Oil on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:20 W x 30 H x 1 D in

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