THE INDIGENOUS ARE SMARTER THAN US Print

In the year 2029, interstellar travelers finally made contact with Earth in a tangible way. One Tuesday afternoon, a glossy green spaceship appeared in the landing facilities at Cape Canaveral. ‘Bring us your smartest people’ the spaceship bleeped. Quite alarmed, the American Government gathered intel from the Ivy Leagues to Mensa, to the weird underground societies of the Illuminati. Despite this vast display of human intellect, all offers of communication were met with a loaded silence. Amongst the crowd that had gathered, a small girl of Yup'ik heritage wondered - why all the confusion? She rushed off to a local doughnut shop, bribed security, jumped the barriers, and offered a batch of glazed chocolate sprinkles to the foreigners. Like a big ol suction cup, the spaceship opened up, inhaled the doughnuts, and placed a golden crown on the girl's head. Then, to everyone's surprise, the spaceship turned pink and rocketed off, blinking happily. Society had changed in two ways, number 1 - ‘Booble Doughnuts’ net worth skyrocketed, and number 2- indigenous people got the respect and protection they have deserved this whole fucking time. SEO KEYWORDS painting in the medium of oil paint on canvas, a drawing in the medium of pencil or crayon a print in the medium of etching or lithography oil paints watercolors acrylic paints pastels AI art digital AI collage automated generative art generated digital NFTs new media algorithmic art generative digital painting contemporary fine art modern neoclassic futuristic abstract art minimal gestural fantasy graphic beautiful beauty shades shading thick textures Purple pink crimson blue black green soft colors pastel colours Mint green Beige White Brown Decolonisation Alternatives to materialism Solutions to the Western poverty of imagination Non-Western thought Respect for nature and indigenous cultures Stigmas as a form of oppression Mysticism, esotericism & paganism There is no death only change