"Hey Mister!" Print

I see Chung Tzu in the "quiet reading" section of the Oak Park Library. "Hello, Chopped Stick!" he says. "Hello, Dirty Old Man!" I reply. "Shhhhhhhhhhh!" says the Librarian. We wait until the Librarian is gone. "So what's news?" asks Chung Tzu. "It's raining. There's water in my garage. I can't stop the water from getting in." I reply. "There's garage in your water." says Chung Tzu, thinking this statement is very funny. I look to see if the Librarian can hear us. "I can't get everything done, at my house. There's too much to do." I say. "There's a dirty sock on your stairs." admits Chung Tzu. We wait a bit, as the Librarian walks by. "Hey, Dumbass!" says Chung Tzu, this time loudly. "Hey, what, Shitwit!" says I, as the Librarian calls Security. "I wouldn't want to be a Librarian in a world with us in it." says Chung Tzu, standing up. "I know what you mean." I say, as we get going.

Print:Giclee on Fine Art Paper

Size:10 W x 8 H x 0.1 D in

Size with Frame:15.25 W x 13.25 H x 1.2 D in

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