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{Not long ago in a galaxy not far enough away...} {The Death Star II was destroyed and ewoks are celebrating on Endor} {Boba Fett comes out from behind an AT-ST and starts killing the ewoks while the Star Wars theme song plays} Boba: Back from the dead assholes!!! {An ewok blows up while Boba blasts a few more. Boba then lands on the ground.} Boba: Ha ha ha {Boba pulls out a red lightsaber} Oh ho ho, Boba's got himself a lightsaber now. {He pulls out a blue one too} Oh ho ho ho, make it two. Ooh red and blue! When they're put together what's it make? Purple rain!!! {He slashes two ewoks while one tries to escape} Oh ho ho, no he's gettin' away. What's this button here? This long-range missle couldn't possibly be it could it? {He presses the button and the missile fires towards the ewok. From the missiles prospective the ewok turns around just in time to see the missile coming towards him. The missile blows up the escaping ewok} Oh ho ho quarterback is toast. {Leia in camaflouge clothes comes out} Leia: Oh, Boba! Boba: Hey hey, he got the girl! What's with all the clothing? Why don't you-? {Leia strips to her slave girl outfit}There's more comfortable. {Leia starts licking his armor sensually} Right on! {Leia licks his antenna} Oh, ooh careful with the antenna baby. {They drop to the ground} {The nerd in a Boba Fett costume and two friends in emperor and stormtrooper costumes are playing a Star Wars RPG} The Nerd: And that would be the most awesomest thing to ever happen in the history of ever!!! Stormtrooper Nerd: Can somebody hand me a sock? from ‘Robot Chicken Star Wars’ Created by Seth Green (Airborne) and Matthew Senreich (Robot Chicken) Source: Robot Chicken Wiki Boba Fett (/ˌboʊbə ˈfɛt, ˌbɒ-/) is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise created by George Lucas. He is a Clone bounty hunter featured in both the original and prequel film trilogies, but first appeared in the non-canonical Star Wars Holiday Special(1978), voiced by Don Francks. In the original trilogy, the character is a supporting antagonist and was mainly portrayed by Jeremy Bulloch and voiced by Jason Wingreen. Notable for his taciturn demeanor and for never removing his helmet (a Mandalorian custom), Boba appears in both The Empire Strikes Back (1980), employed by the Galactic Empire, and Return of the Jedi (1983), employed by the crime lord Jabba the Hutt. In Return of the Jedi, he apparently meets his demise after falling into a sarlacc, though his survival is later confirmed by his appearances in other Star Wars works set after Return of the Jedi. Boba was retroactively added to the Special Edition of A New Hope released in 1997, making a non-speaking cameo appearance. A preteen Boba is portrayed by Daniel Logan in the prequel film Attack of the Clones (2002), which reveals the character's origins as a clone of the Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, who raised him as his son. During development of The Empire Strikes Back, the character was originally conceived as a member of a group of white-armored Imperial "supercommandos" before the idea was scrapped in favor of a solitary bounty hunter; this concept later evolved into the Mandalorians, a cultural group with strong warrior traditions, who sport armor and helmets similar to Boba's. Boba himself was not identified as a Mandalorian, and although he referred to Jango as such in the second season of the original Disney+ series The Mandalorian, he stated that he himself does not claim to be one. Boba's armor, which was inherited from Jango and heavily modified, incorporates various gadgets, including a jetpack, flamethrower, whipcord launcher, wrist laser, and vibroblades, which, combined with his skills in both armed and unarmed combat, have led to his nearly flawless streak of successful contracts and reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy of his era. Boba is also a skilled pilot and owns a spaceship called the Slave I, previously used by his father. Aside from the films, the character appears in various canonical and non-canonical Star Wars media, such as books, comics, television series, and video games, many of which depict him as an antihero rather than a villain and explore his background, motivations, and morality. For the 2008 animated series, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Daniel Logan reprised his role as Boba, while Temuera Morrison, who voiced the character in other Star Wars projects and portrayed Jango in Attack of The Clones, portrayed the first non-film live-action version of Boba in The Mandalorian, and is set to reprise the role in the spin-off The Book of Boba Fett. The character quickly became a fan favorite despite his limited presence in the original trilogy and is a widely recognized figure in popular culture. His popularity within the Star Wars fanbase has earned him a cult following. Robot Chicken is an American adult animated stop motion sketch comedy television series, created and executive produced for Adult Swim by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich along with co-head writers Douglas Goldstein and Tom Root. The writers, most prominently Green, also provide many of the voices. Senreich, Goldstein, and Root were formerly writers for the popular action figure hobbyist magazine ToyFare. Robot Chicken has won an Annie Award and six Emmy Awards. Robot Chicken is based on "Twisted ToyFare Theatre", a humorous photo comic-strip appearing in ToyFare: The Toy Magazine. The show's name was inspired by a dish on the menu at a West Hollywood Chinese restaurant, Kung Pao Bistro, where Green and Senreich had dined; the series originally was intended to be called Junk in the Trunk. The show was created, written, and produced by Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, and produced by Stoopid Buddy Stoodios (ShadowMachine Films Seasons 1–5) in association with Stoop!d Monkey, Williams Street, and Sony Pictures Television (Sony Pictures Digital Seasons 1–5). The series first appeared as Sweet J Presents on the Sony website in 2001. In the first episode ("Conan's Big Fun"), Conan O'Brien was a featured character, voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane(2005–present). Sweet J Presents ended after 12 episodes and moved to Cartoon Network's Adult Swim in 2005 as Robot Chicken, premiering on Sunday, February 20, 2005. Some television networks and sketch shows rejected Robot Chicken, including Comedy Central, MADtv, Saturday Night Live, and even Cartoon Network. However, someone at Cartoon Network passed the pitch along to Adult Swim, around the same time that Seth MacFarlane told Seth Green and Matthew Senreich to pitch the show to Adult Swim. The show mocks popular culture, referencing toys, movies, television, games, popular fads, and more obscure references like anime cartoons and older television programs, much in the same vein as comedy sketch shows like Saturday Night Live. It employs stop motion animation of toys, action figures, claymation, and various other objects, such as tongue depressors, The Game of Life pegs, and popsicle sticks. One particular motif involves the idea of fantastical characters being placed in a more realistic world or situation (such as Stretch Armstrong requiring a corn syrup transplant after losing his abilities because of ageing, Optimus Prime performing a prostate cancer PSA for the humans, and Godzilla having problems in the bedroom). The program aired a 30-minute episode dedicated to Star Wars which premiered June 17, 2007, in the US, featuring the voices of Star Wars notables George Lucas, Mark Hamill(from a previous episode), Billy Dee Williams, and Ahmed Best. The Star Wars episode was nominated for a 2008 EmmyAward as Outstanding Animated Program (for Programming Less Than One Hour). The series was renewed for a 20-episode third season, which ran from August 12, 2007, to October 5, 2008. After an eight-month hiatus during the third season, the show returned on September 7, 2008, to air the remaining 5 episodes. The series was renewed for a fourth season which premiered on December 7, 2008, and ended September 20, 2009. In early 2010, the show was renewed for a fifth and sixth season (40 more episodes total). Season five premiered on December 12, 2010. The second group of episodes began broadcasting on October 23, 2011. The 100th episode aired on January 15, 2012. In May 2012, Adult Swim announced they were picking up a sixth season of Robot Chicken, which began airing in September 2012. The seventh season premiered on April 13, 2014. Season eight premiered on October 25, 2015. Season nine premiered on December 10, 2017. Season 10 premiered on September 29, 2019. After a five-month hiatus during the tenth season, the show returned on June 28, 2020, to air the remaining 8 episodes with the 200th episode. The staff are currently working on Season 11, which is scheduled to premiere in 2021. Following the 2020 cancellation of The Venture Bros., it is Adult Swim's longest running series, both in terms of years and episodes. Source: Wikipedia