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Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head and I won't stop What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop? All these bitches are pre-madonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce Deadpool Sexy motherfucker Deadpool Dead- Captain Deadpool Nah, just Deadpool Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump, flip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what, I brought Colossus! Times up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face About to take you all to school, with guns and knives Deadpool Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules I came for the tacos Deadpool Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut Deadpool 'Bout to throw down with all these fools So come an' get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha! Kickin' ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playin' games These superpowers are feelin' strange I move like a freaking ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got somethin' to say That's right, I run ma mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh Ha, ha, ha! Where you gonna go to? Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool When I fall off a ledge Deadpool The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel So click, click, boom! Deadpool I don't believe in the golden rule I came to get laid Deadpool Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool ‘Deadpool Rap’ by Teamheadkick Songwriters: Mason Healey Storm / Todd Andrew The soundtrack for the 2016 American superhero film Deadpool, based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name and distributed by 20th Century Fox, consists of an original score composed by Tom Holkenborg and a series of songs featured in the film. An album featuring these, named Deadpool: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, was released on February 12, 2016. It reached number 30 on the US Billboard 200, and topped the soundtrack list from Billboard. Development: In January 2016, Holkenborg confirmed that he would compose the score for Deadpool. The composition mainly utilized 80's synthesizers that added to the immersion. Holkenborg used an ARP 2600 and a Synclavier, for Deadpool's 'riffs' and battles, while an Oberheim is mainly for more emotional scenes. A complete orchestra was mainly used for Colussus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead, to give feeling and honor from previous films. 
 Additional songs: The soundtrack also includes "Deadpool Rap" by YouTube personalities TeamHeadKick, featuring updated lyrics that reference the film rather than the video game, "Shoop" by Salt-N-Pepa, "X Gon' Give It to Ya" by DMX, and more. Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name. Distributed by 20th Century Fox, it is a spin-off in the X-Men film series and the eighth installment overall. Directed by Tim Miller from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, it stars Ryan Reynolds in the title role alongside Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T. J. Miller, Gina Carano, and Brianna Hildebrand. In the film, Wade Wilson hunts the man who gave him mutant abilities and a scarred physical appearance, becoming the antihero Deadpool. Development of a Deadpool film starring Reynolds began in February 2004, before he played the character in X-Men Origins: Wolverinein 2009. Reese and Wernick were hired for a spinoff in 2010 and worked with Reynolds to adapt the character more faithfully (including his fourth wall breaking) after the portrayal in Wolverine was criticized. Miller was hired in 2011, marking his directorial debut. An enthusiastic response to leaked test footage he created with Reynolds led to a green-light from Fox in 2014. Additional casting began in early 2015, and filming took place in Vancouver, British Columbia, from March to May of that year. Several vendors provided visual effects for the film, ranging from the addition of blood and gore to the creation of the CG character Colossus. Deadpool was released in the United States on February 12, 2016, after an unconventional marketing campaign. The film achieved both financial and critical success. It earned over $782 million against a $58 million budget, becoming the ninth-highest-grossing film of 2016and breaking numerous records, including highest-grossing X-Men film and R-rated film at the time. Critics praised Reynolds' performance, the film's style and faithfulness to the comics, along with its action sequences, though some criticized the plot as formulaic and were divided on the film's adult humor. It received many awards and nominations, including two Critics' Choice Awards and two Golden Globe nominations. A sequel, Deadpool 2, was released in 2018. Following the acquisition of 21st Century Fox by Disney, a third film is in development at Marvel Studios. 
 
 Deadpool is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer Fabian Niciezaand artist/writer Rob Liefeld, the character first appeared in The New Mutants #98 (cover-dated Feb. 1991). Initially, Deadpool was depicted as a supervillain when he made his first appearance in The New Mutants and later in issues of X-Force, but later evolved into his more recognizable antiheroic persona. Deadpool, whose real name is Wade Winston Wilson, is a disfigured mercenary with the superhuman ability of regeneration and physical prowess. The character is known as the "Merc with a Mouth" because of his tendency to talk and joke constantly, including breaking the fourth wall for humorous effect and running gags. The character's popularity has seen him featured in numerous forms of other media. In the 2004 series Cable & Deadpool, he refers to his own scarred appearance as "Ryan Renolds crossed with a Shar-Pei" (Ryan Reynolds' name misspelled). Reynolds himself would eventually portray the character in the X-Men film series, appearing in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009), Deadpool (2016), and its sequel Deadpool 2 (2018). Reynolds attributes Cable & Deadpool #2 to what got him hooked on the character and inspired him to bring the character to the movies. He will continue playing the character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 
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