A Male Plane Painting

[Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day thinks Ned Nederlander is saying "mail" plane] Dusty Bottoms : What is it doing here? Ned Nederlander : I think it's a male plane. Dusty Bottoms : How can you tell? Ned Nederlander : Didn't you notice its little balls? Lucky Day : Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : Damn it! Bartender : We don't have beer. Just tequila. Ned Nederlander : What's tequila? Bartender : Uh, it's like beer. Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl? Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times. Rosita: Would you like to kiss me? Dusty Bottoms: Yeah. Rosita: Well? Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here? Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine. Juanita: Which one do you like? Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart. Juanita: Which one is that? Lucky Day: Reading telegram: "Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo." Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous? Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous. Lucky Day: 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico! Dusty Bottoms: Wow, in-famous? In-famous? Lucky Day: Oh great! Real bullets! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: [the Three Amigos have just finished their meal of "desert bat" around the campfire] Ned Nederlander: Well, good night! [lays back] Dusty Bottoms: Look at the little guy. He's tuckered out all ready. Ned Nederlander: [Ned hears a howl in the distance and sits up, startled] Wha? Wha, what was that! Lucky Day: Just a coyote. Ned Nederlander: Oh. [Ned nervously sits back] Ned Nederlander: Just, I've never slept outside before... Lucky Day: [calmly] Take it easy, take it easy. Dusty... [he motions for Dusty to pick up his guitar and play a song to settle Ned's nerves] Dusty Bottoms: [begins to pick an appropriate song on his guitar, and sing] Arizona moon, keep shining. From the desert sky above. You know pretty soon, that big yellow moon, will light the way back, to the one you love... Lucky Day: [singing] Blue, Shadows, on the traiiiiiilllll. Little cowboy, close your eyeeesssss and dreeeaaaaammmm. [Dusty joins in] Lucky Day: All of the doggies are in the coral. All of your work is done. Just close your eyes, and dream, little pal, dream of, someone... Ned Nederlander: [the Amigo's horses are now singing] Bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom! Bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom, Bom bom bom bom! [Ned, much calmer, now sings] Ned Nederlander: Bluuuuuuueeee, Shadowwssss, on the traaaaaiiiiiillllll. Soft wind blowin', through the treeeeeeesssss, abooooovvvvveeee. [gets baritone on these notes] Lucky Day: [looks to Dusty, impressed] Ned Nederlander: All of the other little cowboys, down in the bunkhouse now, so... Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: [All together] Close, your, eyes and... Ned Nederlander: drrreeeeeeaaaaaammmmmmmm. Dusty Bottoms: [Dusty wraps up the melody, picking the last notes on the guitar] Ned Nederlander: Good night, Lucky. Good night, Dusty. Lucky Day: Good night, Ned. Dusty Bottoms: Good night, Ned. Ned's Horse: Good Night, Ned! Dusty Bottoms: Good night, Lucky. Lucky Day: Good night, Dusty. [Dusty Bottoms is posing as one of El Guapo's men, and El Guapo is struggling to remember who he is and what they've done together] El Guapo: Oh-ho, you... Dusty Bottoms: Jose! [the bandidos cheer] El Guapo: Together, we... Dusty Bottoms: Burned the village! El Guapo: Burned the village! [the bandidos cheer] El Guapo: And, uh... Dusty Bottoms: [trilling the "r"] ... rrrrrrrrraped de horses! [the bandidos cheer] El Guapo: And we... Dusty Bottoms: Rode off on de wimmin! El Guapo: Rode off on de wimmin! [the bandidos cheer, a bit more quietly] El Guapo: And uh... Dusty Bottoms: Plundered! El Guapo: Plundered! [the bandidos cheer] El Guapo: And uh... Dusty Bottoms: Pruned! El Guapo: ...pruned the, uh... Dusty Bottoms: Hedges! El Guapo: ...hedges of... Dusty Bottoms: Many small villages! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: [singing] My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?/ We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you! Lucky Day: [motioning for people to join in singing] C'mon, everybody! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: My little Buttercup has the sweetest... [points to man] Patron: Es-smile! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a... [points to another man] Patron #2: While! While! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two, ohh... [Lucky and Ned point to group at table] Crowd at Bar: Dear! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup! [Lucky and Ned point to another group] Crowd at Bar: Sweet! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup! [Lucky points to bartender] Bartender: My little Buttercup! Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: I love you! from ’Three Amigos’ (1986) Starring Chevy ‘cuz’ Chase (Funny Farm), Martin Short (Father of the Bride), Patrice Martinez (Beetlejuice), Tony Plana (JFK), Alfonso Arau (The Wild Bunch), and Steve Martin (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels). Written by Lorne Michaels (Alien News Desk), Randy Newman (I Love L.A.), and Steve Martin (Roxanne). Directed by John Landis (The Blues Brothers). Three Amigos (stylized as ¡Three Amigos!) is a 1986 American Western comedy film directed by John Landis and written by Lorne Michaels, Steve Martin, and Randy Newman, who wrote the songs for the film. Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Shortstar as the title characters, three silent film stars who are mistaken for real heroes by the suffering people of a small Mexican village. They must find a way to live up to their reputation and stop a malevolent bandit. Source: Wikipedia

Painting:Acrylic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:48 W x 24 H x 1.5 D in

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