'Fifteen Bucks, Little Man, Put That Shit in my Hand' Painting

Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'... Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag. Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Teen #1: What the hell are you singing? Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Sissy: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Justice: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Holden: Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal... Bong. James Van Der Beek: [about "Dawson's Creek"] You actually watch that show? Jay: Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? James Van Der Beek: Well, actually there was this one time… Jay: Zoinks, yo. Fred: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Velma: I don't think they are masks. Daphne: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either. Velma: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Fred: Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve! Shaggy: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Fred: Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! Daphne: I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS FIGHTING! Jay: YO! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... DOOBIE SNACKS! Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course." Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director. Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this... Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [They both take a beat and look at the camera] Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you go back to the well. Matt Damon: And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean. Shannen Doherty: Fucking Miramax! Cut! Wes Craven: Shannen, I usually say cut. Shannen Doherty: A monkey? Wes? Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Wes Craven: The Market research says that people love monkeys. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey] Jay: WE LOVE THIS MONKEY! [to a crew member] Jay: Do something. Wes Craven: See? Jay : All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it! James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie! Cocknocker: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. ["You’re all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school!"] Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob] Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. Customer at Quick Stop: Are you even supposed to be here today? Dante Hicks: Don't get me started. from ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’ (2001) Starring Carrie Fisher ("Listen to the words he used: 'who's going to take over the world when I die?' It feels like that to some of us sometimes, doesn't it?"), Wes Craven (The Last House on the Left), Mark Hamill (Hooper’s Sleepwalkers), Jon Stewart ("You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO."), Stifler (Old School), Shannen Doherty (Heathers), Gus Van Sant (Last Days), Ali Larter (Heroes), Tracy Morgan (How High), Jamie Kennedy ("The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, 'I'll be right back.' Because you won't be back."), Eliza Dushku (True Lies), Mr. Smith (Fanboys), Matt Damon (Thor: Ragnarok), Chris Rock ("He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it."), George Carlin (You Are All Diseased), Jason Lee ("Is it that hard to make us look cool?"), Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie), Ben Affleck (School Ties), Jason Mewes (Dogma - That’s my fave Mr. Smith), Jeff Anderson (Clerks), Judd Nelson ("Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried."), Will Ferrell (Mustafa), Brian O’Halloran (Clerks II), Joe Quesada (Marvel), Diedrich Bader (Harley Quinn), Paul Dini (Harley Quinn), and Harley Quinn Smith (Yoga Hosers). Written and Directed by Kevin Smith (Red State). Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. The film features cameo appearances from Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams and Shannen Doherty among many others. The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and reprising roles from the previous entries. The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019 and was released on October 15 that same year. Source: Wikipedia

Painting:Acrylic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:36 W x 12 H x 0.5 D in

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