Tales from the Darkside: The Movie Painting

Cabbie: Hey, man, what's so fuckin' funny? Bellingham: Oh, I was just thinkin' of this guy I know. Couldn't distinguish a third dynasty sacred scroll from a piece of post-Alexandrian pictogram porn. Betty: I NEVER could do long division. Let's see, how many times does twelve go into seventy-five. Timmy: Oh, six times, three left over. Why? Betty: Well, at twelve minutes a pound, that means you have to be in the oven by no later than 1:30. Oh, but evisceration takes at least an hour. Wyatt: Judith says she hasn't moved anything of yours in over four months. Maddox: [explaining to Jer] Judy Amato. Big gallery on West Broadway. Wyatt: She says if the stuff isn't out by tomorrow it gets junked. Preston: What? Wyatt, you've got to convince her that... Wyatt: I can't convince her of anything. Preston: Wyatt, you're my agent! Wyatt: Well... not exactly. Preston, your artistic vision is just not a marketable commodity. Preston: Wyatt, I'm broke. I can't live on nothing. Wyatt: And I can't live on ten-percent of nothing. Preston: [pause] You're a monster. Wyatt: I'm an agent. For an agent, being a monster is just credentials. Bellingham: [tied to a chair watching his manuscript get dumped] My master's thesis! What're you doing? Andy: [ripping up a page] Well, I'm going to start a little fire under your chair and roast your nuts. Drogan: We were a dull collection of rich, old, unhappy people. Preston: There's Van Gogh. Degas. Rodin. They didn't have agents. How'd they get so successful? Maddox: They died. from ‘Tales from the Darkside: The Movie’ (1990) Starring Julianne Moore (Children of Men), Christian Slater (Young Guns II), Steve Buscemi (Airheads), Debbie Harry (Videodrome), James Remar (The Warriors), Buster Poindexter (Scrooged), Rae Dawn Chong (Commando), and William Hickey (The Producers). Written by George A. Romero (Dawn of the Dead), Stephen King (The Stand), Michael McDowell (Beetlejuice), and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes). Directed by John Harrison (Dune). Tales from the Darkside: The Movie is a 1990 American comedy horror anthology film directed by John Harrison, and based on the anthology television series Tales from the Darkside. The film depicts a kidnapped paperboy who tells three stories of horror to the suburban witch who is preparing to eat him. The film is sometimes said to have been intended as Creepshow 3, a sequel to George A. Romero and Stephen King's popular horror anthologies Creepshow and Creepshow 2. However, this is not supported by any real evidence. Tom Savini has been quoted as saying that this film is the real Creepshow 3, which could be how the rumor started, though he may just have been referring to the similar nature of the movies and the involvement of King and Romero. The story titled "Cat from Hell" was originally going to appear in Creepshow 2, but was scrapped due to budgetary reasons. Laurel Productions initially announced a sequel to the film in October 1990. A screenplay was written by the first film's screenwriters Michael McDowell and George Romero, along with Gahan Wilson. Segments planned included an adaptation of Robert Bloch's "Almost Human," alongside adaptations of Stephen King's short stories "Pinfall" (originally planned for Creepshow 2) and "Rainy Season." This sequel, however, never came to fruition. Source: Wikipedia

Painting:Acrylic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:36 W x 48 H x 1.5 D in

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