• Caught Again • Painting

Outraged by the infidelity of the groom's big-headed, svelte 18-year old new tomboy-looking bride after he caught her under the bed eating mayonnaise with a 68-year old hotel room butler (a Syrian refugee who took asylum in Munich, Germany in 2003), the painting shows the 69-year old groom (a British-born muslim who disguised himself by spraying his body with cans of acrylic blue paint), about ready to strangle his wife to death with his right arm on the first night of their 7-day honeymoon at a downtown hotel confiscated from the estate of Adolf Hitler by Chancellor Merkel who was rumored by tabloid publisher Charlene Hasbeen to be romantically attracted to the butler, who reportedly wanted instead a lady who was not heavy, and liked to have fun naked under the bed, bath, and beyond.

Painting:Acrylic on Canvas

Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork

Size:30 W x 42 H x 1.5 D in

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