The Highest Deity On Vacation Print

I go to a cafe in Escondido. I see God is there, standing in line. "Let me buy you a sandwich." says God. "OK." I reply. We stand there, and God is humming to himself quietly. "Can I pick the sandwich? I'd like --" "No." says God. He orders me a BLT and I don't want a BLT. We sit down at a booth in the window, it is a lovely morning. I drink a cup of coffee I carried in, and I resent God ordering a BLT for me, even though it looks delicious. God starts eating. "So how do you relate to Buddhism?" I ask God. "Eat your BLT." says God. I start eating my BLT, and I don't like how the bacon and mayonnaise are getting together with the bread. "So where are you in the synthesis of Christianity?" I ask God. "Keep eating." says God. "But what about free will and human nature?" "Oh..." says God, seeming to have a thought on his mind. He pauses. I wait, holding half a BLT. A pretty girl comes into the cafe, and God watches her, smiling. She walks past us and I can't see her. Finally, I turn and look at what he's looking at. I expect to see the pretty girl, but she's vanished! "Nevermind!" says God.

Print:Giclee on Fine Art Paper

Size:8 W x 10 H x 0.1 D in

Size with Frame:13.25 W x 15.25 H x 1.2 D in

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