VIEW IN MY ROOM
I go to a cafe in Escondido. I see God is there, standing in line. "Let me buy you a sandwich." says God. "OK." I reply. We stand there, and God is humming to himself quietly. "Can I pick the sandwich? I'd like --" "No." says God. He orders me a BLT and I don't want a BLT. We sit down at a booth in the window, it is a lovely morning. I drink a cup of coffee I carried in, and I resent God ordering a BLT for me, even though it looks delicious. God starts eating. "So how do you relate to Buddhism?" I ask God. "Eat your BLT." says God. I start eating my BLT, and I don't like how the bacon and mayonnaise are getting together with the bread. "So where are you in the synthesis of Christianity?" I ask God. "Keep eating." says God. "But what about free will and human nature?" "Oh..." says God, seeming to have a thought on his mind. He pauses. I wait, holding half a BLT. A pretty girl comes into the cafe, and God watches her, smiling. She walks past us and I can't see her. Finally, I turn and look at what he's looking at. I expect to see the pretty girl, but she's vanished! "Nevermind!" says God.
Painting:Acrylic on Canvas
Original:One-of-a-kind Artwork
Size:24 W x 30 H x 3 D in
Frame:Not Framed
Ready to Hang:No
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I'm a painter, writer, cartoonist, and I do a lot of other things. My primary influences are Dada, Action Painting, and recycled materials. My heroes are Miro and Calder. You can contact me via giganticjet (at sign) gmail (dot) com.
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